I was send few files from my friend and would like to share with every one who happen to land up on my blog accidently . Girls always have bad idea about guy and think that nuts are always behind blah blah thing but it is not always true. Please check this to confirm it
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Vodafone Happy To Help - Nice way to say I care for you
A nice way to show bond and care for human being… When Animal can care so much for human need that’s too a small kid then why not we human care and show love for other human. Why so much of ill will for other human? Why can’t we leave in peace and harmony ? Is that so difficult or we made it that difficult? Probably we had made our self so difficult. Until unless we come out vortex of ME we can not have harmony around us. GOD please make our mother full of peace and Harmony.
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Imagine! Kenya sings for India
There are people in INDIA who don't want to sing this song because it is against their religion. Now its time for them to learn from this video, here people are not from same country but different country and they don’t have any restriction singing this song then why we being Indian have such restriction. Isn’t it so hurting? Person who wrote wanted to bring India under one umbrella without any religion or cast but now our politician and people who claim themselves as a lone protector of religion are creating these difference.
About This Video Leading film-makers are seeking to change the way we think about other countries. This is one of a powerful series of films to be shown on Pangea Day, May 10, "the day the world comes together thr...
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Added: April 04, 2008
Leading film-makers are seeking to change the way we think about other countries. This is one of a powerful series of films to be shown on Pangea Day, May 10, "the day the world comes together through film". See all four anthems. Then visit http://www.pangeaday.org and register your screening for May 10. It's time to imagine a different world.
Credits:
concept: JOHANNES LEONARDO
PRODUCTION HOUSE Blue Sky Films (EPZ) Ltd
Producer Mario Zvan
Producer Jim Shamoon
Director Bob Nyanja
Production Manager Hemal Shah
Production Coordinator Shiv Mandavia
Production Assistant Consolata Karani
Production Assistant Phylis Andika
Production Accountant Catherine Mumbua
Assistant Director Tosh Gitonga
Location Manager Yayha Chavanga
Director of Photography Martin Munyua
Combined flags provided by conceptual artist Mariano Favetto
Choir Coordinator Maggie Kiundi
Camera Assistant Kevin Ouma
Best Boy Lighting Francis Ouma
Electrician Ezekiel Andika
Key Grip Jackie Tella
Crane Grip Steve Obunde
Assistant Grip Ken Omutimba
Sound Recordist Lee Smith
Wardrobe Coordinator Sophie Oprisanu
Wardrobe Assistant Chris Kariuki
Unit Coordinator Patrick Musyimi
Unit Assistant Wycliff Obote
Unit Assistant Joel Karo
Editor Philip Murugi
Driver Lawrence Macharia
Driver George Atsiaya
Driver Ferdinand Yeswa
Driver Mwangi D.
Driver Mbugwa D.
Choir:
Geoffrey Mukoto
Esther Nyandia Kariuki
Violet Muhonjia Ingosi
Urbanus Kioko Octavy
Jane Wandi Wanjira Njeru
Mathew Muriuki Githinji
James Kagwimah
Brenda N. Munyasia
Marietta Mwamachi
Rosemary Nyongai
Stephan Okoth
Mary Mwende Mutua
Liboyi Paul Nganyi
Justus Mutua
David Mumanga
Dorcas Akinyi
Agatha Nafula
Abbyserah W. Kiruri
Scholastica Ngolanie (less)
About This Video Leading film-makers are seeking to change the way we think about other countries. This is one of a powerful series of films to be shown on Pangea Day, May 10, "the day the world comes together thr...
(more)
Added: April 04, 2008
Leading film-makers are seeking to change the way we think about other countries. This is one of a powerful series of films to be shown on Pangea Day, May 10, "the day the world comes together through film". See all four anthems. Then visit http://www.pangeaday.org and register your screening for May 10. It's time to imagine a different world.
Credits:
concept: JOHANNES LEONARDO
PRODUCTION HOUSE Blue Sky Films (EPZ) Ltd
Producer Mario Zvan
Producer Jim Shamoon
Director Bob Nyanja
Production Manager Hemal Shah
Production Coordinator Shiv Mandavia
Production Assistant Consolata Karani
Production Assistant Phylis Andika
Production Accountant Catherine Mumbua
Assistant Director Tosh Gitonga
Location Manager Yayha Chavanga
Director of Photography Martin Munyua
Combined flags provided by conceptual artist Mariano Favetto
Choir Coordinator Maggie Kiundi
Camera Assistant Kevin Ouma
Best Boy Lighting Francis Ouma
Electrician Ezekiel Andika
Key Grip Jackie Tella
Crane Grip Steve Obunde
Assistant Grip Ken Omutimba
Sound Recordist Lee Smith
Wardrobe Coordinator Sophie Oprisanu
Wardrobe Assistant Chris Kariuki
Unit Coordinator Patrick Musyimi
Unit Assistant Wycliff Obote
Unit Assistant Joel Karo
Editor Philip Murugi
Driver Lawrence Macharia
Driver George Atsiaya
Driver Ferdinand Yeswa
Driver Mwangi D.
Driver Mbugwa D.
Choir:
Geoffrey Mukoto
Esther Nyandia Kariuki
Violet Muhonjia Ingosi
Urbanus Kioko Octavy
Jane Wandi Wanjira Njeru
Mathew Muriuki Githinji
James Kagwimah
Brenda N. Munyasia
Marietta Mwamachi
Rosemary Nyongai
Stephan Okoth
Mary Mwende Mutua
Liboyi Paul Nganyi
Justus Mutua
David Mumanga
Dorcas Akinyi
Agatha Nafula
Abbyserah W. Kiruri
Scholastica Ngolanie (less)
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Battle at Kruger
Battle at Kruger
This is one of the best video shot which explain if you are united nothing is impossible. It convey many messages but what I like most about this video is you can fight back with all odd in your life if you have a faith in yourself. Buffalo wanted to survive and he did. If you are good leader you will have many follower.
It is awsome video.
This is one of the best video shot which explain if you are united nothing is impossible. It convey many messages but what I like most about this video is you can fight back with all odd in your life if you have a faith in yourself. Buffalo wanted to survive and he did. If you are good leader you will have many follower.
It is awsome video.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
TRUCK BOMB which create terrorist
This video was send as a part of FWD: email to me, but when I looked at this video I was shocked. Just think about those people who suffered because of these. Those kid who has to live with parents or without limbs. And then another terrorist get born. When it is going to STOP . GOD has create such a beautiful place called EARTH and improved its beauty by allocating human life and we human started doing un human act. PLEASE STOP THIS
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Victoria Falls or Mosi-oa-Tunya (the Smoke that Thunders)
The Victoria Falls or Mosi-oa-Tunya (the Smoke that Thunders) is a waterfall situated in southern Africa between the countries of Zambia and Zimbabwe. The falls are, by some measures, the largest waterfall in the world, as well as being among the most unusual in form, and having arguably the most diverse and easily-seen wildlife of any major waterfall site.
Mosi-oa-Tunya is the name used by the local people and Victoria Falls is the later name given by Europeans (see pre-colonial history, below).
Although Victoria Falls constitute neither the highest nor the widest waterfall in the world, their claim to be the largest is based on a width of 1.7 km (1 mile) and height of 108 m (360 ft), forming the largest sheet of falling water in the world.
The unusual form of Victoria Falls enables virtually the whole width of the falls to be viewed face-on, at the same level as the top, from as close as 60 m (200 ft), because the whole Zambezi River drops into a deep, narrow slotlike chasm, connected to a long series of gorges. Few other waterfalls allow such a close approach on foot. Many of Africa's animals and birds can be seen in the immediate vicinity of Victoria Falls, and the continent's range of river fish is also well represented in the Zambezi, enabling wildlife viewing and sport fishing to be combined with sightseeing. Victoria Falls are one of Africa's major tourist attractions, and are a UNESCO World Heritage Site (see box below). The falls are shared between Zambia and Zimbabwe, and each country has a national park to protect them and a town serving as a tourism centre: Mosi-oa-Tunya National Park and Livingstone in Zambia, and Victoria Falls National Park and the town of Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe.
Physical Features: For a considerable distance above the falls, the Zambezi flows over a level sheet of basalt, in a shallow valley bounded by low and distant sandstone hills. The river's course is dotted with numerous tree-covered islands, which increase in number as the river approaches the falls. There are no mountains, escarpments, or deep valleys which might be expected to create a waterfall, only flat plateau extending hundreds of kilometres in all directions. The falls are formed as the full width of the river plummets in a single vertical drop into a chasm 60–120 m (200–400 ft) wide, carved by its waters along a fracture zone in the basalt plateau. The depth of the chasm, called the First Gorge, varies from 80 m (262 ft) at its western end to 108 m (360 ft) in the centre. The only outlet to the First Gorge is a 110 m (360 ft) wide gap about two-thirds of the way across the width of the falls from the western end, through which the whole volume of the river pours into the Victoria Falls gorges.
Flood And Dry Season Flow Rates: There are two islands on the crest of the falls that are large enough to divide the curtain of water even at full flood: Boaruka Island (or Cataract Island) near the western bank, and Livingstone Island near the middle. At less than full flood, additional islets divide the curtain of water into separate parallel streams. The main streams are named, in order from Zimbabwe (west) to Zambia (east): Leaping Water (called Devil's Cataract by some), Main Falls, Rainbow Falls (the highest) and the Eastern Cataract. The Zambezi basin above the falls experiences a rainy season from late November to early April, and a dry season the rest of the year. The river's annual flood season is February to May with a peak in April, The spray from the falls typically rises to a height of over 400 metres (1,300 ft), and sometimes even twice as high, and is visible from up to 50 km (30 miles) away. At full moon, a "moonbow" can be seen in the spray instead of the usual daylight rainbow. During the flood season, however, it is impossible to see the foot of the falls and most of its face, and the walks along the cliff opposite it are in a constant shower and shrouded in mist. Close to the edge of the cliff, spray shoots upward like inverted rain, especially at Zambia's Knife-Edge Bridge.
As the dry season takes effect, the islets on the crest become wider and more numerous, and in September to January up to half of the rocky face of the falls may become dry and the bottom of the First Gorge can be seen along most of its length. At this time it becomes possible (though not necessarily safe) to walk across some stretches of the river at the crest. It is also possible to walk to the bottom of the First Gorge at the Zimbabwean side. The minimum flow, which occurs in November, is around a tenth of the April figure; this variation in flow is greater than that of other major falls, and causes Victoria Falls' annual average flow rate to be lower than might be expected based on the maximum flow. Victoria Falls are roughly twice the height of North America's Niagara Falls and well over twice the width of its Horseshoe Falls. In height and width Victoria Falls is rivalled only by South America's Iguazu Falls.
Mosi-oa-Tunya is the name used by the local people and Victoria Falls is the later name given by Europeans (see pre-colonial history, below).
Although Victoria Falls constitute neither the highest nor the widest waterfall in the world, their claim to be the largest is based on a width of 1.7 km (1 mile) and height of 108 m (360 ft), forming the largest sheet of falling water in the world.
The unusual form of Victoria Falls enables virtually the whole width of the falls to be viewed face-on, at the same level as the top, from as close as 60 m (200 ft), because the whole Zambezi River drops into a deep, narrow slotlike chasm, connected to a long series of gorges. Few other waterfalls allow such a close approach on foot. Many of Africa's animals and birds can be seen in the immediate vicinity of Victoria Falls, and the continent's range of river fish is also well represented in the Zambezi, enabling wildlife viewing and sport fishing to be combined with sightseeing. Victoria Falls are one of Africa's major tourist attractions, and are a UNESCO World Heritage Site (see box below). The falls are shared between Zambia and Zimbabwe, and each country has a national park to protect them and a town serving as a tourism centre: Mosi-oa-Tunya National Park and Livingstone in Zambia, and Victoria Falls National Park and the town of Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe.
Physical Features: For a considerable distance above the falls, the Zambezi flows over a level sheet of basalt, in a shallow valley bounded by low and distant sandstone hills. The river's course is dotted with numerous tree-covered islands, which increase in number as the river approaches the falls. There are no mountains, escarpments, or deep valleys which might be expected to create a waterfall, only flat plateau extending hundreds of kilometres in all directions. The falls are formed as the full width of the river plummets in a single vertical drop into a chasm 60–120 m (200–400 ft) wide, carved by its waters along a fracture zone in the basalt plateau. The depth of the chasm, called the First Gorge, varies from 80 m (262 ft) at its western end to 108 m (360 ft) in the centre. The only outlet to the First Gorge is a 110 m (360 ft) wide gap about two-thirds of the way across the width of the falls from the western end, through which the whole volume of the river pours into the Victoria Falls gorges.
Flood And Dry Season Flow Rates: There are two islands on the crest of the falls that are large enough to divide the curtain of water even at full flood: Boaruka Island (or Cataract Island) near the western bank, and Livingstone Island near the middle. At less than full flood, additional islets divide the curtain of water into separate parallel streams. The main streams are named, in order from Zimbabwe (west) to Zambia (east): Leaping Water (called Devil's Cataract by some), Main Falls, Rainbow Falls (the highest) and the Eastern Cataract. The Zambezi basin above the falls experiences a rainy season from late November to early April, and a dry season the rest of the year. The river's annual flood season is February to May with a peak in April, The spray from the falls typically rises to a height of over 400 metres (1,300 ft), and sometimes even twice as high, and is visible from up to 50 km (30 miles) away. At full moon, a "moonbow" can be seen in the spray instead of the usual daylight rainbow. During the flood season, however, it is impossible to see the foot of the falls and most of its face, and the walks along the cliff opposite it are in a constant shower and shrouded in mist. Close to the edge of the cliff, spray shoots upward like inverted rain, especially at Zambia's Knife-Edge Bridge.
As the dry season takes effect, the islets on the crest become wider and more numerous, and in September to January up to half of the rocky face of the falls may become dry and the bottom of the First Gorge can be seen along most of its length. At this time it becomes possible (though not necessarily safe) to walk across some stretches of the river at the crest. It is also possible to walk to the bottom of the First Gorge at the Zimbabwean side. The minimum flow, which occurs in November, is around a tenth of the April figure; this variation in flow is greater than that of other major falls, and causes Victoria Falls' annual average flow rate to be lower than might be expected based on the maximum flow. Victoria Falls are roughly twice the height of North America's Niagara Falls and well over twice the width of its Horseshoe Falls. In height and width Victoria Falls is rivalled only by South America's Iguazu Falls.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Why gorilla became crazy?
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy. He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!
"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy. He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!
"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."
Thursday, March 20, 2008
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is Rs. 195 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife (or ur teeth!!!!! ??? ) . You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Your last name stays same. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is Rs. 195 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife (or ur teeth!!!!! ??? ) . You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
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